taurus- weak ass bitch
gemini- ass lovin trash
cancer- water loving son of a bitch
leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny
virgo- pokèmon master
libra- loser nerd
scorpio- swaggy cool kid
sagittarius- shrek worshipper
capricorn- annoying piece of uncool
aquarius- boobie lovin cunt
pisces- bee movie jerk
Then there’s always this family member who say this every family reunion
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
IT’S 3:30 IN THE AFTERNOON AND I’M HOWLING DEAR LORD WHY
Miguèl Phelps never loses
Hey so story time!!
So when I was in 4th grade, I had a teacher named Lindsey Finchum. She was really nice, even though we were a bunch of rowdy brats. I remember her mentioning her brother, Thomas, who was going to Beijing for the 2008 olympics. We were so psyched and happy that she got to go, and she even came back with stuff for us to see.
And, today, I remembered this when I was going through my old yearbook(s).
But now, with me being a swimmer and diver, I really think that this is where my love for swimming and diving came from. So without her showing us the photos she brought back, I don’t think I would have started liking swimming or diving. I’m really happy that Mrs. Finchum was my teacher.
*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*
i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool