If zodiacs were DRAMAtical murder characters
Aries: Aoba
Taurus: Mizuki
Gemini: Noiz
Cancer: Mink
Leo: Clear
Virgo: Haruka Seragaki
Libra: Naine Seragaki
Scorpio: Koujaku
Sagittarius: Ren
Capricorn: Tae Seragaki
Aquarius: Trip
Pisces: Virus
zodiac sign thing

trisproir:

aries- emo

taurus- weak ass bitch

gemini- ass lovin trash

cancer- water loving son of a bitch

leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny

virgo- pokèmon master

libra- loser nerd

scorpio- swaggy cool kid

sagittarius- shrek worshipper

capricorn- annoying piece of uncool

aquarius- boobie lovin cunt

pisces- bee movie jerk

vinebox:

Then there’s always this family member who say this every family reunion

zakuro-san:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

IT’S 3:30 IN THE AFTERNOON AND I’M HOWLING DEAR LORD WHY

trip - hot titty

vinebox:

Miguèl Phelps never loses

Holy Shit!!

Hey so story time!! 

So when I was in 4th grade, I had a teacher named Lindsey Finchum. She was really nice, even though we were a bunch of rowdy brats. I remember her mentioning her brother, Thomas, who was going to Beijing for the 2008 olympics. We were so psyched and happy that she got to go, and she even came back with stuff for us to see.

And, today, I remembered this when I was going through my old yearbook(s).

But now, with me being a swimmer and diver, I really think that this is where my love for swimming and diving came from. So without her showing us the photos she brought back, I don’t think I would have started liking swimming or diving. I’m really happy that Mrs. Finchum was my teacher.

fredericktrumper:

*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*

madeagoestohell:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool